Office Abuse

When you work for a company that feels you couldn't do any better and should be privileged to work there. Boss makes you feel incompetent at every turn and has his favorites.

Oh great... here comes Brian to perform more Office Abuse on all of us. Cant wait to find another job.

by Jackpot!cs February 4, 2021

Office Quarantine

When any office colleague because of some or other reason keeping themselves little isolated from other colleagues.

Seems you are on office quarantine and keeping yourself isolated from others?

by DrShan February 15, 2022

Officer

Those annoying ass guys that pull you over for speeding

No officer, I did not rape those 30 innocent children and then proceeded to hide them in my basement

by GenderBender123 September 20, 2021

Office Period

When everyone in the office rotates bad moods for a week at a time until the cycle starts all over again.

Wow! I went to the dentist's today and they were all in a bad mood. They were definitely experiencing an office period.

by amusedchimera January 2, 2019

office flirt

someone you always flirt with but have no intents of dating

"you and Luke should go out you guys flirt all the time"
"nah, we're just office flirting, we aren't actually attracted to each other"

by kam2000 June 27, 2016

satellite office

A discreet way to refer to a trip to the commode.

Man, Taco Tuesday was rough this week. I'll see you later. I'm going to turn in some work at the satellite office.

by on September 16, 2022

Office Fox

Hot everyday woman wearing a white blouse, ideally tight, and pencil skirt with heels. Fringe and glasses are essential to complete the look.

Wow, do you know Lydia? She is a total office fox!

by core_four November 18, 2018