oof is a descriptive way of saying you messed up or did something stupid and need to say something without a long description of which it is said that one has also fallen or die
oof i have fallen please help
by thekingofroblox February 21, 2018
by ur.mum.lol:) May 20, 2020
Hey look! Its a-OOF! Something fell on my chest ahhhhh aliens fell on my chest no no not good ahhhhh!
by Dinasoursshouldeatcheese November 17, 2020
What to say when you really mean "I'd rather not talk to this person, but I'll suffer through it.", when having to deal with your ex.
Also: "My condolences."
Also: "My condolences."
Daughter: "Daddy, could you send Mom the money you promised me? I lost my bank card, so I'm gonna use hers."
Me: "Oof... ok princess. Get that card for next time."
Daughter: "How mean is she to you, Daddy?!"
Me: "I'd rather eat glass."
Daughter: "Oof."
Me: "Oof... ok princess. Get that card for next time."
Daughter: "How mean is she to you, Daddy?!"
Me: "I'd rather eat glass."
Daughter: "Oof."
by UrLies May 30, 2021