When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!
by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022
Get the Golden Floormug. A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.
Serves 8-18.
Serves 8-18.
Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.
by the_rattler September 30, 2022
Get the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parademug. by AnHorse June 11, 2017
Get the A Floormug. by Rhenthalin1 October 23, 2014
Get the floor skrillamug. When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.
“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”
by Angels naked April 28, 2025
Get the Toothpaste on the floormug. Slang for a big, disgusting mess. It can be used to refer to something that’s actually physically filthy, or something that’s just a mess. Similar to saying that something is “like a trainwreck.”
by Robby_ April 11, 2024
Get the Piss on the Floormug. - Where is Derek? I went to his office but didn't see him.
- Have you looked in a corner or under his desk? He's known as a bit of a floor whore.
- Have you looked in a corner or under his desk? He's known as a bit of a floor whore.
by ohnojan September 9, 2022
Get the floor whoremug.