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office siren

An aesthetic and fashion trend popularized by TikTok and Instagram in late 2023 and early 2024, taking inspiration by 1990's to 2000's corporate culture, luxury brands and being defined by items such as "Bayonetta glasses", pencil skirts, button ups, heels and female associated formalwear. The look is intended to look sleek, mysterious, sexy and nerdy. Occupations of the "office siren" include lawyer, librarian, receptionist and most popularly, a secretary.
The secretary was described as an office siren by their boss.
by gilbert mudflaps June 6, 2024
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Office Jihad

When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.
- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.
by Ergeron June 27, 2019
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____'s Office

________'s Office is a House that has words that is cruel or strange it's infinite if you enter the office your word doesn't make any sense help me for apple in days tree apple tree
I entered ____'s Office now and when I talk, I never get any sense.
by anonymous February 9, 2021
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Office Pool Eunich

When your office mates won't either join in the vairous office pools and/or mess it up somehow
I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!

or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!
by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008
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Post Office

Adjective used to describe incredibly dumb or frustrating people similar to dealing with the USPS Post Office.
John tried explaining how smart he was and ended going post office on me, because he was so stupid it's frustrating.
by kelsiecole January 1, 2021
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office poo

When someone forgets its an open-plan office and uses the facilities on the same floor for "reading time"
Whats that smell? Has someone done an office poo again?
by bazzybizzle March 10, 2022
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Flavor Officer

A steward of bomb ass recipes
Dont worry, my buddy's a flavor officer so they'll hook it up for dinner tonight.
by Joeeeee M February 22, 2021
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