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dhoe number 

In urdu/hindi/punjabi, this phrase is used to describe anything that is 2nd class, suspicious, under the table, used, defective, illegitimate...or along those lines.
- that government worker does dhoe number stuff. (he does illegal stuff)
- that police officer is dhoe number. ( a fake cop )
- That girl is dhoe number (slut)
- that car is dhoe number yo, (stolen car)
dhoe number by dhoe number February 22, 2011
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Age Ain’t Nothing But A Number 

Used as a phrase to say to a girl that is at least 3 years younger than you but she’s so fine that you can’t reject . It’s legal to date someone 3 years younger than you so it’s cool
Boy: say girl you fine as hell but what’s your age though?
Girl: I’m 13 .

Boy: Dang bro I’m only 16 turning 17 this year but age ain’t nothing but a number so I could care less we go be alright though

Girl: That’s why I like older dudes , their so sexy and demanding

aKa Frosty, BLACKOUT, XBL Number One Swatter 

Frosty made his mark on the internet back in 2010, he started off as a unknown person over the net, he has become WORLD WIDE FAMOUS after Swatting and trolling the XBOX LIVE #1 Trash talker DJ KEEMSTAR, and was classed as a God among men. and is talked about over the net. and i does not surprise me, we will hear ALOT more about this kid. as he still continues to attack Keemstar and his "Army" with his good E Friend Geretsmith.
aKa Frosty, BLACKOUT, XBL Number One Swatter

mr person number 2

It means it makes you laugh at your own jokes.
Boy: What did the dog say to the camel?
Girl: What?
Boy: rough!
Boys mind: What do you think of that mr person number 2?
mr person number 2: aaah oooh eeee aaah
Boy: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Girl: Thats not funny.

mr person number 2 by 7778 April 29, 2008

133-742-069 The Forbidden Number

133-742-069 a.k.a The Forbidden Number, was last called 12 years ago, one man named Mike Oxtrong was the last person who used this, He was never found again

Still to this day, nobody knows who owns the number
Do not call 133-742-069 The Forbidden Number, or Snoop dogg will eat you

magic number 

A guy's "magic number" is the number of inches his penis is. IT SHOULD BE MEASURED IN WHOLE INCHES, OR HALF INCH INCREMENTS. No 3/4 shit.
I just found out my boyfriend's magic number! But dude, he was a douche and said 7 and 3/4 inches!
magic number by tehhottlemon December 19, 2005

take a number 

A fine women that everybody wants to get with...
A prostitute.
Man you want to get with her you might as well take a number...
take a number by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004