"Listen to my new yo mama jokes"-Jake
"Okay"-Paul
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish"-Jake
"Lol, that's pretty good"
"Okay"-Paul
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish"-Jake
"Lol, that's pretty good"
by random_guy350783 April 4, 2015
Get the Yo mama jokesmug. by the pants of randy July 8, 2006
Get the someone's got jokesmug. A joke that (mostly surprisingly) includes something out of context.
Can be funny in an unpersonal way or i.e. come off as a funny offensive remark.
There is an apparent connection to *anti-humor* and *anti-joke*.
Can be funny in an unpersonal way or i.e. come off as a funny offensive remark.
There is an apparent connection to *anti-humor* and *anti-joke*.
Examples for out of context jokes:
"Why do teenage elephants never sit on green benches? I don't know, I'm not a monkey!"
or
"Why didn't you do your homework?"
"Why, I don't know. Why didn't your mum?! "
"Why do teenage elephants never sit on green benches? I don't know, I'm not a monkey!"
or
"Why didn't you do your homework?"
"Why, I don't know. Why didn't your mum?! "
by huwerlyare September 25, 2013
Get the out of context jokemug. Jokes that are commonly used to dis both the victim of the joke and his/her momma such as Yo Momma's so fat, stupid, ugly, poor...and so on.
If watching your friends make them up isn't enough, there is a show on MTV called "Yo Yomma" where the best jokes win.
If watching your friends make them up isn't enough, there is a show on MTV called "Yo Yomma" where the best jokes win.
Here are examples of some classic yo momma jokes.
Yo Momma's so fat she saw a bus go bye and shouted, "stop that twinkie!"
Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Momma's so poor that when her ciggarette went out she said, "Where did the heat go?"
Yo Momma's so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina.
Yo Momma's so fat she saw a bus go bye and shouted, "stop that twinkie!"
Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Momma's so poor that when her ciggarette went out she said, "Where did the heat go?"
Yo Momma's so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina.
by Magaritavile July 7, 2006
Get the yo momma jokesmug. Person A: Where were you last night?
Person B: Dunno can't remember...Got wasted...
Person A: I heard you pulled that really ugly lass...
Person B: Don't even joke!!!
Person B: Dunno can't remember...Got wasted...
Person A: I heard you pulled that really ugly lass...
Person B: Don't even joke!!!
by Missy99 January 18, 2006
Get the Don't Even Joke!mug. A type of joke named after a hilarious person called 'Zain' that are famous for being so bad that they're actually funny. There are many forms of this type of joke.
Unfortunately the highest form of the ‘Zain’ joke is far too superior and great for the average human being, however an example of one of the lower forms of the ‘Zain’ joke can be found below
Unfortunately the highest form of the ‘Zain’ joke is far too superior and great for the average human being, however an example of one of the lower forms of the ‘Zain’ joke can be found below
Person 1: Hey Bob, have you seen the new 'Black Panther' movie. It looks great.
Person 2: 'Black Panther? More like White Jaguar, OMD that was so funny, am I right?
Person 2: That was so bad it was actually funny , what a 'Zain' joke
Person 2: 'Black Panther? More like White Jaguar, OMD that was so funny, am I right?
Person 2: That was so bad it was actually funny , what a 'Zain' joke
by 'ZAIN' JOKES FTW July 2, 2019
Get the 'Zain' jokemug. by Jennio March 8, 2017
Get the the butter jokemug.