madison middle school

A place where crack heads and pervs like to teach kids useless crap. Half the kids are on drugs...that they most likely got from their teachers. Don't sit up front.. you might get raped.

Mom: Get ready for school honey.
Child: Do i have to go to madison middle school?
Mom: Yes dear. It's in your district.
Child: I heard that some teachers give you surprises.
Mom: Like what?
Child: Some kind of fairy dust thats supposed to make you feel good. Something like magic I guess.
Mom: .......

by Justmyluck. October 21, 2008

Middle School

term used to descibe immaturity about such things as sex, drugs and alcohol but is not limited to cheesyness

oh my god there he is!! do i look okay?!
shutup sara, you're so middleschool

by Gorgeous Me February 21, 2005

stone hill middle school

A shitty school in $Cashburn$ containing try-hard indian kids who stink up the hallway with their curry-filled lunch bags, the fuckboys who think that nicotine addictions are cool, and fake hoes who backstab their friends when it means that they can get what they want. Everyone has their own fake personality and all the "popular" kids think that they're the coolest people in the world. Let's not forget the horrible teachers who truly do not care about anyone's future, and the 1540 SAT scores that half of the 11-year old indians get. We also truly love the kids that show off their self-harm scars like it gives them a personality. Everyone has a stick up their ass here and no one is genuine.

Jack: "I'm starting to go to Stone HIll Middle School next week!"
Jill: "Beware, everyone there sucks and so do the teachers, pretty sure there are some pedophiles there. Hold your breath anytime someone walks by you too"

by That's So Sheep February 22, 2019

Middle Child Syndrome

an emotional scarring condition.
Middle children are known for ending up with the things that are too big for the baby in the family and too small for the oldest.
it is a known fact the youngest and oldest are treated differently than the middle child for the oldest is the first child aka favorite
and the smallest is the baby aka the last child known for getting whatever they desire because they are the "baby"

Middle Children sydrome includes
neglect, forgotten dates, and sometimes in bad cases forgetting they even exist.

i lived through this condition,
it is not fatal
just difficult.

a first born: OH i just got this GREAT new car!
a middle child: oh...i have to wait until my sister wrecks hers...then i can have that and they will get her a new one
a first born: oh Middle Child Syndrome, i see.

by yeayeayea. March 22, 2006

Middlesbrough

Town in the north east of England

I live in Middlesbrough

by Munkee February 3, 2004

Fountain Hills Middle School

A school located in Fountain Hills, FHMS makes the High School look like paradise with its constant breakouts in fighting, smoking in bathrooms, and bitchy schoolteachers. Teachers, who teach 6th, 7th, or 8th, are screwed either way. If they're guys, they're perverts. If they're girls, they're either bitchy or slutty. The cafeteria food sucks, except for pasta day, which has good breadsticks. There are the 'popular kids' who are aparantley bringing sexy back, but when given a closer look they look like rats with visible boxers. The only good part of Fountain Hills Middle School is the rather amazing bathroom mirrors, which are fun to sharpie.

I'm going to set crocodiles on every teacher at Fountain Hills Middle School..

by Ricky Martin ZING December 25, 2008

Midland, TX

Too far from decency. An island without the ocean. Sand storms instead of rain storms. Slow minds (possibly because of the water) Would drive more than five hours to go back home (to decency) once a month.

Husband: What do you think about moving to "Midland, TX"?

Wife: I don't. Not at all.

by kay10 October 18, 2011