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Middle-distance relationship

A middle-distance relationship, or "MDR", is when two people find themselves living with *JUST* enough distance between them that they can’t see each other as often as they'd like — shorter than the distance between Taylor Swift and Adele's vocal ranges but longer than the time it takes to master the catchy lyrics to Tay Tay’s latest chart-topper. Commonly used for a relationship with a significant other, friend, or friend's pet that lives more than 30 minutes, one bridge or a very large hill away.
Person 1: How often do you see your BFF?
Person 2: Um, like once a month TOPS. She lives all the way in Oakland.
Person 1: Ew. I hate crossing the bridge.
Person 2: I know, but I love her. She makes having a middle-distance relationship totes worth
by LuxeValet August 17, 2016
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Phillips Middle School

A dictatorship that has worse facilities than Smith, has old fart teachers, a control-freak principal, and lots of students who can't wait for High School.
"I go to Phillips Middle School."
"Ahhhhh" ***runs away, lights themselves on fire, jumps out of window into a pot of boiling kerosene***
by A Very Bored Student October 17, 2008
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middle america

Middle-class America. Suburban, predominately caucasian, reminiscent of Pleasant ville. Common family unit consists of moderately successful father, stay-at-home mother, 2.5 blond kids, and a very, very nice lawn. Middle Americans thrive on monotony of routine and everything vanilla. The police have nothing better to do but harass and oppress anything remotely teenager, while 90% of parental figures are taking some sort of anti-depressant/bi-polar medication. The kids are avid drug users, as there is nothing else in town to occupy themselves with
Sounds a little like a Twilight Zone? It is.
" She'd never heard of a rave before."
" Grew up under a rock or something?"
" No, she's straight from middle america."
" Ohh."
by lira November 17, 2007
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dodgen middle school

a nice school located in Cobb County GA. the staff of the school include; crazy legs (the janitor with a bum leg), an insane 6th grade science teacher (she tells her secrets to chickens because pigs cant keep secrets and she got abducted by aliens...), and a 7th grade SS teacher spawned in the fires of hell. ( she could actually be Satan.)
by ginger kid95 July 18, 2009
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C.C.A. Baldi Middle School

The best-rated middle school in Philadelphia, largely due to the overly strict rules of discipline and uniform. Located at Verree and Marchman roads. It combines the puny, slightly innocent 11-year-olds, with the much more mature and perverted 14-year-olds whose main topic of conversation is pubic hair. Most children spend their first month figuring out the circular hallways and the dizzying amount of staircases. The word 'detention' does not exist in the 7th grade world, it's a suspension or nothing. The building is either extremely cold or extremely hot. Russians and Mexicans make up most of the population.
C.C.A. Baldi Middle School is an utter piece of faggotry.
by Katyusha. April 17, 2010
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Middle Schoolers

Kids that sit in classroom all day doing shit on paper and are very senctive.
Middle schoolers are rich youg hoomies.
by Game mode 0 September 14, 2016
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Willam Floyd Middle School

A middle school full for wannabes, popluars, 'gangsters', freaks, and normals. WFMS doesn't have nerds.
Most of the smart people are usually cool or normals.
The freaks in WFMS are usually the ones that play with those pokemon crap or those monster playing cards.The 6th graders tend to think that they're the shit ,and that they're so cool when they are not.6th graders also tend to make up rumors like the one where Mrs. Grammenos has thrown a chair at a student (It's not true). 7th graders are okish they know the school and they respect the 8th graders, but constrantly say things like " The 6th graders are so annoying this year." even tho they were once 6th graders and people said this about them also. The 8th graders are extremely cocky, they think that since they're older they rule the school. The 8th graders usually claim the back seats on the school bus.8th graders always think they're in charge but deep inside them they knew they are still the same as the 6th graders and 7th graders.
A day in Willam Floyd Middle School

6th grader: OMG did you hear Mrs. Grammenos threw a chair at a kid!!!!!!!! I saw it!!!!!

6th grader2: OMG I heard she's bi polar

7th grader: The sixth graders are such short losers this year

6 grader 1: NO!

8th grader : Losers why are you in the back, only 8th grade can site here.

8th grader 2 : I hate William Floyd Middle School , I cant wait till the high school!
by Wfms'er August 16, 2011
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