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Mike Tyson

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A washed up boxer who WAS one of the greatest of all time until he bit off an ear, went to jail, and then pissed away all the money he made during his career. Now he tries to act in movies to make a little money so he can just piss that away while looking like a complete idiot talking with his lisp.
If Chuck Liddell doesn't leave UFC now he will end up being another Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson by jmaddox December 10, 2010
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mike • Mikey • mike jones • Mikey Way • Mike Shinoda • mike tyson • Mike D. • mikel • mike dirnt • Mike Wazowski

mike oxlong 

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mike oxlong
mike oxlong
mike oxlong by mike oxisrallylong March 28, 2023
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mike and ike

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a set of names that a male can use while reffering to his tesicles instead of using the actual term. also known as mary-kate and ashley, ying and yang, or tweetledum and tweetledee
1. dude, he just balltapped me right in my mike and ike!
2. hey sexy, wanna go to my bedroom so i can introduce you to mike and ike.
3. i fell in between my legs on a pole, i think mike is okay but ike is still trying to breath
mike and ike by nickerbocker January 16, 2006
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mike dirnt

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awesome dude in my favorite band...green day!!!! not as hot as billie joe armstrong or tre cool, but hey, he is kinda cute....lol.
mike dirnt is awesome!
mike dirnt by Miss Amy January 12, 2005
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mike jones 

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rap (and real) version of "south park"-'s timmy.
"announcer: and now ... introducing ... timmmy ... and the lords of the under-world!
*band plays some type of sound variation resembling 'metal'*
timmy: timmy!"

-or-

"DJ:now the latest hit from mike jones, 'mike jones,' off the album <u>mike jones</u>!
mike jones: mike jones!"
mike jones by spitinacopsface March 8, 2007
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Mike Kachowski 

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When someone makes a ugly monster like a frog thing with one eye mixed with lightning mcqueen.Also used for when anyone gets head UGHH.
My friend gave me a Mike Kachowski
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