magic dolphin

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."

Fuck, bro beans.... that girl right there is my Magic Dolphin.

by MJFire0511 June 19, 2016

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Magic onion

The act of making people fuck off

Annoying person: hi you seem cool

Me: Magic onion

Annoying person: *walks away crying*

by Kyeforce_forever June 22, 2016

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Magic Chef

An appliance that looks nice and is cheap, but has a 50/50 chance of dying, usually 3 to 7 days after the warranty expires. Typically a small refrigerator or microwave.

Dude 1: Whoa, a bluetooth keyboard for $20? Look at all the cool features!
Dude 2: Yeah, looks like a Magic Chef. Not sure it's worth the gamble.

by CheffinBob September 16, 2016

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Magic Chrome

A little boy who has not hat puberty that is obsessed with Harry Potter and fantasizes about tail pipes on trucks

''That boy is a Magic Chrome''

by ruger6mm December 17, 2016

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Magic Mug

Promote your brand with personalized custom designed magic photo mugs printed online. Gift your loved ones or clients with color changing magical mugs from PrintStop

Buy Custom Designed & Printed Personalized Magic Mugs Online

by Aravind August 1, 2017

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