Sticky Martin

Leftover excrement or semen on the hands after tending to your lavatorial needs

Damn, there's some Sticky Martin left on my hands and I just started eating.

by FTWW October 6, 2023

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joao martins

Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock

Joao Martins has the Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock

by Le Joao February 19, 2024

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Ricky Martin

When something is so cletus you don’t know anymore

That’s so Ricky Martin

by Gav955 June 1, 2020

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Cute looking guy who has never felt the touch of a woman in his entire life and will remain bitchless for the rest of his life. He will eventually turn gay and suck lots of dick. Throughout his life, he will only like individuals if their name starts with "Jo".

Oh my god this guy has absolutely no game with the ladies! He is such a Martin Lucien Teo!

by Ball suck ah October 30, 2023

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Florian Jean Martin

Florian is a sweet and kind soul, he's always there to help you and is a sensitive person. He's the best boyfriend or friend you could ask for. He's a really amazing guy that never fails to impress me. I love my Florian Jean Martin.

Snail: "Is that a Florian Jean Martin?!"
Vee: "He is, isn't he amazing?"
Snail: "Yes, he is, I'd love to be his friend!"

by KiriBaku + Ochako Stan December 28, 2023

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