*Martin pain*
Verb: Martin pain
Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances
2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case
Verb: Martin pain
Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances
2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case
Example:
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows *The Martin pain*_
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows *The Martin pain*_
by Novak_Jak December 3, 2021
Get the Martin Painmug. A special Scandinavian name, Jan Martins are usually the most sexy vikings of them all. They have longswords as long as their penises. So around 30 cm. Jan Martins powerful chest has more testosterone than an elephant with an erection.
by Sw00ty November 20, 2017
Get the jan martinmug. Tall, strong, dark, confident, and handsome, with a charming personality. At the end of the day, Martin will always be by your side and there to put a smile on your face with his witty jokes or great advice. Described as strong and silent, suggesting that he is sensible enough to speak only when it was absolutely necessary or when its the right time. Polite and kind to all, Martin is someone who can fit in with everyone and always seem comfortable. He might seem intimidating at first but truly underneath his attractive appearance he is someone who you can talk to anything about. Top of his class and captain on the field, Martin is quite talented yet his biggest strength is his humility which you would never know because he wouldn't ever tell you. He always keeps his head down and is mature about his achievements and strengths even when his friends are not. When he talks, everyone faces him, as if they want to be his friend or get to know him. Martin is truly one of the best people you are ever going to meet and if you have the chance to talk to him then take it.
Sarah: There goes Martin again, I wish I had the courage to talk to him
Whitney: You gotta meet him, he's really the best and it wont be long until he's taken
Sarah: Alright here goes nothing
Whitney: You gotta meet him, he's really the best and it wont be long until he's taken
Sarah: Alright here goes nothing
by gluteusmaximus69420 July 26, 2021
Get the Martinmug. by Noldus January 18, 2021
Get the Martinmug. 
A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.
1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad
1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you
2. Indeed bruh my bad
1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you
by huskyspin April 4, 2025
Get the Martin Luther's Septic Tankmug. 