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Martin

Martin is someone who is a shit stirring bastard
Martin is a term used when someone is LYING, SHIT STIRRING AND CAUSING DRAMA
by Itsasecret(itsjohn) March 6, 2023
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Martin

Martin is a tall guy, sweet, caring, he loves videogames, and anime, he knows a lot of technology and computers, but he hates software, Martin is a guy who enjoys a good pizza and also hamburgers with a beer on the side, Martins are shy but when they talk they are the center of attention, they hate drama, even if he loves you but you make drama forget about it, he will break up with you. Martins want a husky but end up with a Chihuahua. If you have a Martin in your life you will always have a good laugh and so much fun.
by Martin's waifu March 19, 2023
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antonis martin

A goofy ahh dude who always covers his face when someone farts
Dude:ANTONIS MARTIN!!
A:What u want
by Da biggest bird March 25, 2023
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Martinism

We cannot define it! ,,Martin Luther King" tried to live ,,Martinism" -but he didn't manage. So ,,Martinism" is when you act nonviolent like ,,Mahatma Gandhi". If you live ,,Martinism" you will often get letters from the ,,FBI" that are written unfriendly.
,,Martin" can you give me a gun? ,,Martin": ,,Noway - I act nonviolent like ,,Martinism""
by h1ghflyer October 28, 2023
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Martin Lucien Teo

Cute looking guy who has never felt the touch of a woman in his entire life and will remain bitchless for the rest of his life. He will eventually turn gay and suck lots of dick. Throughout his life, he will only like individuals if their name starts with "Jo".
Oh my god this guy has absolutely no game with the ladies! He is such a Martin Lucien Teo!
by Ball suck ah October 30, 2023
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Alf Martin

A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger
"Hey look there is alf martin", "What a gay piece of shit!"
by KirkoBliko November 3, 2023
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Alf Martin

Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.

He will love you if you show a little cleavage
"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"
by Krikkisblikkis November 3, 2023
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