Monday

a.k.a the busiest day of the week

oh god why is it monday!?

by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 8, 2021

Mondays

Proxy label for referring to a particular group or clique, be it geographic, socio-economic, racial, religious or what have you. Used to facilitate covert bigotry when in public. The group for which Mondays is proxied to is generally known by the audience using/listening to the term.

From joke - "know why group guys are called Mondays?" *why?* "well, no one likes a Monday."

White guys Tad & Chad are drinking, when a group of friends, all black (or brown, Asian, doesn't matter, T&Ch are assholes...) enter the bar. Tad says "Let's finish up before they change the music to all rap and hip hop." Chad replies "Shit, always the same; nobody likes Mondays."

by Hashtagthatsnothowhashtagswork February 14, 2021

mondolo

Has a metal rod in there ballsack

You have a Mondolo

by Ethanwalsh March 26, 2021

mondosburnttoast

A taka simp that is a fan of Nicki Minaj and is hornee as hell.

Someone: hey have you seen mondosburnttoast on tiktok?

Me: Yea the Ed sheeren simp?

by makoto_animated April 15, 2021

Monday

Slap every guys ass and say dump truck.

On Monday U see a random guy. "Slaps ass" you say u got that dump truck.

by Bigdaddycum April 19, 2021

Mondo

Somone who has a huge crush on ling

I have aids lol

your such a mondo

by average al April 20, 2021

monday

the worst day of week; hell

god damn, its monday again.

by anonymous April 21, 2021