Hotest MILF EVER!!!! she is kinda loose but u know its all good ... if anyone wants to get a hold of her ... shes probobly everynigth at seb's house or jordans
by Colonel BY fisting Team April 20, 2005
A crazy bitch with no job who does nothing but watch TV, bitch, and eat. She spends about 12 hours of her day in front of the TV, and the rest sleeping. She manages to con her new husband into giving her whatever she wants, and does everything she can to make living in that particular house a living hell.
Others who don't live with her think she can be a sweet person, but don't be fooled - she is nothing more than a succubus (assuming she's one of the good looking step moms). Otherwise, she's just some random crazy fat bitch your dad boinked after one too many cocktails.
Total bitch.
Others who don't live with her think she can be a sweet person, but don't be fooled - she is nothing more than a succubus (assuming she's one of the good looking step moms). Otherwise, she's just some random crazy fat bitch your dad boinked after one too many cocktails.
Total bitch.
by Joexi April 30, 2011
2004, noun. A term recently coined to refer to middle class women (particularly soccer moms) who will vote for Bush instead of Kerry in the 2004 presidential election based on his perceived superiority in defense issues. Such voters are supposed to vote for Bush, when they might otherwise vote for Kerry, based on this tenuous belief.
by Cory October 25, 2004
Milf('s) who drive high quality Porsche('s).
Including the 911, Boxter, Cayman, and the Panamera. But not the Cayenne.
Including the 911, Boxter, Cayman, and the Panamera. But not the Cayenne.
"Ugh, that Porsche mom is *so* hot.. "
"Dude! Look a Porsche mom, she's such a Milf! and she drives a 911 convertible!"
"Dude! Look a Porsche mom, she's such a Milf! and she drives a 911 convertible!"
by Walker S. September 28, 2010
I'm writing to you
Just to tell you
That I hug and kiss you
To show how I feel
And this came about
And how we come about
Just to tell you
That I hug and kiss you
To show how I feel
And this came about
And how we come about
by rottenmeat December 27, 2017
by The Tomb January 24, 2008
"soccer moms.....oooooright!" --quagmyer
by coldcheese March 23, 2004