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Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.
Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.
by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019
mugGet the Milf express lanemug.

Milf

"you know I love milf"
"yeah me too, my fav song is lights up"
by Tris_ January 24, 2022
mugGet the Milfmug.

Milf

Milf can mean 'mom I love fucking', but I prefer this meaning: man I love frogs.
Liam: Milf!
Jarred: what where?
Liam: in the pond! Man I live frogs!
by Rockythesourboi July 15, 2021
mugGet the Milfmug.

MILF

1) Ghazali Jafaar is the MILF commander
2) "Man I love MILFs"

"You support the rebels?"
by Hmm..... February 17, 2023
mugGet the MILFmug.

Milf

Man I love Flo😮 💨
Milf!
by PrettyFlacko0613 August 25, 2021
mugGet the Milfmug.

Milf

I don't know what it means, thats why I'm asking.
She is a milf
by anonymous February 15, 2021
mugGet the Milfmug.

Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.
I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.
by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020
mugGet the Condensed milfmug.

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