master badtouch

An affectionate nickname for the character Van Grants from the PS2 video game Tales of the Abyss. Was chosen due to the creepy pedophile aura surrounding him, and his very close and manipulative (but not canonically sexual) relationship with the underaged hero, Luke fon Fabre.

In addition to touching little boys, Master Badtouch can also shoot lasers from his eyebrows.

Beware, little boys - here comes Master Badtouch!

by QueenieZ December 9, 2007

Massive Cock

An extra-large penis that damages pussy upon insertion

The woman's vagina took eight stitches after being drilled by a massive cock.

by Adolfz November 22, 2010

Masamune

Masamune is a sword found in every Final Fantasy game, since the conception of the series. It was the strongest weapon in the first final fantasy game, and is the sword weilded by sephiroth during the game final fantasy seven.

wow, Masamune is so long!

by MathMidget June 11, 2006

Maser Face

The face you have on when you are extremely hammered and loving it.

Man: Look at that kid. Is he drunk?

Man 2: You're goddamn right he is! He's got his Maser Face on!!

by hwsmasher07 December 8, 2010

masashi

Supah japonese kool kid

Jim: Do you want to hang out with Masashi?

Ted: Awwww yeah.

by Supah Kid April 27, 2014

mason meme

A dead stale meme

"That guy used the worst mason meme possible."

by Dave Not Person March 3, 2017

mask mania

An affliction causing the sufferer to worship face masks. The afflicted live in constant fear of illnesses, and of those not wearing masks.

"Hey man, did you talk to Steve this weekend?"
"No, im avoiding him. His wife suffers from mask mania, and will go absolutely nuts if you dont wear one."

by Hamburger Help me July 14, 2020