Come on Kurt

The ultimate family fantasy trophy is named after the most common saying of a beloved Aunt who passed a few years ago.

In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”

It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.

Player 1: “Thanks to Scott, who was the first champion of the SFFL, for his selfless dedication to aunt Margie, declining the right to name it after him for being the first winner.”

Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!

Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!

Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!

by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023

Van't Kurtiš

A type of chess opening which involves e6

"This is an example of a chess game,Niw white starts with the Van't Kurtiš opening. Not bad but not the best opening"

by I like chess July 9, 2024

Half-Body Knurl

To cuddle someone romantically

Yo me and my girl were half-body knurling last night, we cuddled and stuff

by Swaaz1111 January 18, 2025

the indian blue kurta guy

the guy you see reels of now and then dancing bhangda to some bangers

One thing about the Indian Blue Kurta Guy is he's the baddest alive.

by anonymous March 17, 2025

Pulling a Kurt Cobain

To decide your ceiling needs some color, and shooting yourself in the head to fix the problem

Pulling a Kurt Cobain was the exact fix of my boring ass white ceiling

by Thebigboppinbitch May 21, 2025

Dirk, Kurt, Murk

Together, they are the "Three Dingos." They are people who enjoy cooking up little bits of things, being together, and codding all day all night.

Dirk
Kurt
Murk
Awesome

Dirk, Kurt, Murk

^^^synonyms

by Shabangola August 1, 2012