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Johnny concrete

UK slang: Sometimes called 'Ten Men' or 'Billy Big Bollocks' Is an unconfident male who's only asset is their physical size. They use bravado to hide their inadequacies as a male. However many suffer from the human variant of 'small dog syndrome' and are in fact smaller in stature than they believe themselves to be. They waste money watching pay per view Boxing matches and MMA fighting on Sky Sports and delude themselves into believing they can do it. Because they are emotionally immature they are most aggressive watching such crap in pubs with their equally dumbass friends whilst of their bonce on coke. Tellingly will only bully other males they believe are weak. Typically a coward. If someone half their size stands up to them there's a good chance they'll have their ass beat or will back down. They'll make a lot of noise to get your attention so you look over to give them an avenue to make eye contact so they can instigate a confrontation for looking at them.
Oy!! Are you looking at my ex girlfriends sisters pint!!!

Ignore the prick he's just being a Johnny concrete.
by Melloj1 September 2, 2021
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johnny short

English slang, the practice of trying to pay less than agreed, or trying not to pay at all.
'when it comes time to pay they be doing a johnny short'
by KooKaaPie January 27, 2007
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johnny blitzcreak

Cold, chilly, freezing
(Not to be confused with johnny blitzberg)
It's bare johnny blitzcreak today innit' bruv
by Baddaman January 14, 2008
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johnny duracell

basically someone who is full of beans! Will keep your remote control running for years. definatley a Poser. Likes to go clubbing in the Garage and campus and will keep goin till the early hours of the morning! Likes coffee. Charming. Gets kicked out of clubs. Cousins girlfriends doesnt like him(YET). Loves pizza. Generous and likes to give to charity and gives time to other people. Gives his body to many people (unlucky in love :() thinks he made up yes or no, but really we did! HE bounces it better than most people....wooooooooooooo! Wearing a green t-shirt. bEST BUDS with JT :D thinks i have the best comfy handshake ever! only likes chips and cheese from diablero's.
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by duracellbunny July 4, 2009
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Johnny Red Shoes

to be extremly organised
some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.
by MonkeySXOC October 16, 2010
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Johnny Rag

The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess
"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"
by saigon22 June 17, 2012
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