The act of sticking one's tongue into an orifice of an unsuspecting individual ina pulsating fashion.
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a new jersey turtle foot is the act of, lathering ones foot in vasoline, and having an obese male/female insert the lubricated foot into their anus and keeps pushing it in and out.
dude1: DUDE i got a new bottle of vasoline today!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!
by xRECREANTx June 8, 2011
Get the new jersey turtle-foot mug.1) One from New Jersey who operates their vehicle with reckless and ignorant abandon.
2) The state of one's neck being rubbed against all day because one refuses to admit the jersey one is wearing is too damn small.
2) The state of one's neck being rubbed against all day because one refuses to admit the jersey one is wearing is too damn small.
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He got his car out of that snow bank AND he took out the lightpost, too?
Check out his license plate.
...ohhh ...what a Jersey Redneck
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You know we have lotion here. Or you could, you know, just take it off
We won the championship that year, stop harassing me
He got his car out of that snow bank AND he took out the lightpost, too?
Check out his license plate.
...ohhh ...what a Jersey Redneck
2
You know we have lotion here. Or you could, you know, just take it off
We won the championship that year, stop harassing me
by Bill Bow June 16, 2011
Get the Jersey Redneck mug.It's when you are fucking a girl on a pile of trash, then you smear shit all over her like a fake tan.
by mrssnuts March 27, 2011
Get the New jersey turnpike mug.An extremist neo-Christian evangelical sect which seeks to propagate fear and hatred by quoting Jesus out of context or even misquoting Him altogether.
"Disasters are part of His warning that judgement is coming" seeks to convey the fear of God's wrath punishing immorality wheras it is really just a chronology of events which will occur before the second coming.
by Matthew 24:7-8 January 8, 2005
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Tom: Did I just hear the shower running? I thought you were dropping a deuce.
Mike: I did. It was so bad, simply using toilet paper to wipe wasn't enough.
Tom: So you took a Jersey Shower to get clean. Gotcha.
Mike: I did. It was so bad, simply using toilet paper to wipe wasn't enough.
Tom: So you took a Jersey Shower to get clean. Gotcha.
by King Mexico May 27, 2006
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