An extremist neo-Christian evangelical sect which seeks to propagate fear and hatred by quoting Jesus out of context or even misquoting Him altogether.
"Disasters are part of His warning that judgement is coming" seeks to convey the fear of God's wrath punishing immorality wheras it is really just a chronology of events which will occur before the second coming.
by Matthew 24:7-8 January 9, 2005
A word pertaining to the current place you are located. It is very popular in Indian Trail (The ITL), NC
"We gonna pitch a bitch in this jensen!"
"All my bros are in this jensen!"
"We gonna get some burr (beer) in this jensen!"
"All my bros are in this jensen!"
"We gonna get some burr (beer) in this jensen!"
by tbozwell18 July 28, 2009
An annoying, smart, weird, guy who likes to be with his friends and will sometimes talk to his crush, he's great boyfriend material.
by The Lady In Yellow February 6, 2018
From the verb "to jensen". Definition - screwed up, to do irreperable damage, to be clueless, a complete mess, to screw up everyone's day because of your actions.
"Oh that's real nice - you really Jensened me this time."
"This is all Jensened, I'm taking a lunch."
"You reallllly Jensened it up."
"Please try not to Jensen me, I'm havin a good day so far."
"This is all Jensened, I'm taking a lunch."
"You reallllly Jensened it up."
"Please try not to Jensen me, I'm havin a good day so far."
by The Gunnnnn April 16, 2008
He is a great guy to talk to, and will talk to anyone he is interested to listen to. He is a wonderful men to have as a boyfriend, also smart, kind , respected , and nice to people he talks .
by Negro 69 December 9, 2019
Jensen's are beautiful and talented people, very smart and would always be there for you. Usually have really hot boyfriends (but not according to there best friends). Very smart, Usualy 90% avreage (even though they aren't). Loyal to their friends, especially their best friends. Can be loyal in a relashionship, and will never cheat. Aren't generally the types to say "i love you," unless they truthfully mean it. Jensen's are the types of general females to not be comfortable with how they look or how they are, even though they are wonderful.
by 22334@@/////**&&* July 9, 2011