Jensenism

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An extremist neo-Christian evangelical sect which seeks to propagate fear and hatred by quoting Jesus out of context or even misquoting Him altogether.

"Disasters are part of His warning that judgement is coming" seeks to convey the fear of God's wrath punishing immorality wheras it is really just a chronology of events which will occur before the second coming.

Jensenism by Matthew 24:7-8 January 8, 2005

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jensenia

She is very smart, chill, and most of all noble. She loves to talk to random people.

Jensenia is a very amazing person.

jensenia by Lachikita December 20, 2016

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Related Words

Jensenism • JENSENing • jennerism • Jennism • jensenia • Jensenite • jensensupan • Jesanism • Jesseism • Jewseismic

Jesseism

The religion of worshipping jesse,the never ending powerful demon of the deep dark abyss

Do you wanna join our religion,jesseism

Jesseism by Aheydge7e October 30, 2019

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jennerism

Realizing that Kaitlyn Jenner IS, Olympic Champion, Bruce Jenner. And NOT screaming WTF!!!

I was so confused by the Jennerism .

jennerism by 123sedona123 March 10, 2016

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Jesanism

Christianity for retards

What if we meet them and they make us convert to Jesanism?

Jesanism by Lisa Jonas October 4, 2008

Jewseismic

Grandiose, awesome, decadent, with a slight hint of Jewishness.

Wow! That candy machine robbery was jewseismic! 2 people died!

Jewseismic by gina the hyena June 15, 2008

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jensensupan

pampadagdag pag kulang!

si jensen? kulang tyo e....

jensensupan by yuseff February 18, 2004

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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