Jake Pauler

A Jake Pauler is what Jake Paul calls his 8 year old fans. No one likes these autists as even their families want to disown them. These Jake Paulers are cringy as fuck and like to be dickheads to anyone who is not a retarded follower of Jake Paul. They like to dab on "haters", (dabbing has been dead for years kys) and get bullied at school. Fuck the jake Paulers.

Little Jimmy: "Im a Jake Pauler, dab on the haters!"
Jimmy's dad: "Son, how old are you again, are you old enough to leave the house yet?"
Little Jimmy: "Im 8 dad!"
Jimmy's dad: "What, you said you were 18? Get the fuck out."

by WhetOne May 29, 2018

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Get the Jake Paulermug.

Jake Paul

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding .

Pretty much the same thing. Pure cancer.

Son: Oh god, I am a Jake Pauler! *starts to dab on dem haters.
Me: Welp. I failed. *cocks gun

by BLAZENTHECHRISTMASPOO December 27, 2017

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