Living in a gated community

Incarserated, locked up in jail or prison, slammer

Where is Tom? I haven't seen him in quite a while.

He sold a bag of weed to a cop and now he is living in a gated community

by Chipf70 September 15, 2012

Raised in a barn

When someone shows poor manners or etiquette.

Take your shoes off when you come in. What, were you raised in a barn?

by TractorKing120 July 11, 2016

Vegan in a tree

This phrase is only used in absolutely necessary situations because it is the greatest insult and you will be sent to vegan jail.

Big Jam: Whoah! Is that a vegan in a tree!!1!
Aadit (the vegan): *goes to vegan jail*

by Big Jam June 9, 2018

reverse eggs in a basket

a painful sex move involving 2 testicles in the anus, and the penis in the vagina simultaneously.

Reverse Eggs in a Basket is the most painful and difficult sex move known to man. Only Evel Knievel and Chick Norris have successfully performed this move

by Jerry Mandarin November 29, 2011

Fuck a duck in a truck

A phrase used by someone that is surprised by something or someone.

1) Fuck a duck in a truck that girls hot!
2) Dude did you just see that car get hit?! Fuck a duck in a truck!

by Asksomeonewhocares April 14, 2014

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

When you wake up in a new bugatti, so you scream it out in pure joy.

Bob: (SCREAMS) I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

Jake: Why do you gotta be so loud?!

Bob: I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

by I HATE NI March 12, 2023

Balls in a vice grip

Somebody got you good, real good!

Zappa:"She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick, I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick. Oh god I am the american dream, but now I smell like Vaseline and I'm a miserable son of a bitch, am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which."

by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003