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Ed Chime Box

He is the most seductive man ALIVE! His romantic fizz coupled with his ultimate facial harmony is irresistible and unstoppable.

"Ed Chime Box" is the ultimate rizzler and is enrolled at Moggwarts schools for mewers and looksmaxxers.

The Ed Alphabet must not be overused and/or abused. If you violate the melody, Ed himself will attack you with his manly rowers physique.

The words are said individually and slowly ED---CHIME---BOX and then a YEP NOW BOYS CAN BE SAID!
Now boys, is "Ed Chime Box" present in class today. Yep NOW>
by The Alphabet February 13, 2024
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-ed

A suffix that a posh person can add to literally any noun to mean 'drunk' in the UK.
Wellington George: Golly. It seems my wife has left me for a much younger man. It seems like a good time to get absolutely trouser-ed
by ugh school June 6, 2016
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Ed

Ed is and attractive guy who likes to hangout with friends and he is an emotional person and will love you if he gets attached.he sometimes makes bad decisions but he learns from them very fast he also has a big dick 😩
by Ammyyyy November 22, 2021
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Ed Puzzles

very sigma (for my life reasons this isnt true) learning app that combines a youtube video and questions into a fuck mess of a program. theres usually questions in each time stamp that the teacher can choose ranging from a question every minute to a question every pico second. why the fuck am i explaining ed puzzles, its so fucking simple!
John - "Dude we better do the chem Ed Puzzles that our teacher assigned us"
Logan - "dw, im passing anyways"
by visor'sreturning October 15, 2025
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Ed sheeran

A not so good looking person but has a BEAUTIFUL voice and if u still listen to him u are ELITE
Do you listen to Ed sheeran

No who still does

Me!
by NO! January 20, 2021
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fucked-ed

To be/get fucked-ed can mean many things:

1. simply being fucked
2. to get waaaaaaaaaaaasted!
3. to do yourself a rather painful injury
4. to be fucked-ed in the head
i'm fucked-ed

well done you are like the Mad Hatter / are very drunk / are in a lot of pain / just got fucked!
by he's Scott The Love etc etc November 23, 2010
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