switch hit

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Ambixdextrous self-pleasure.

Joe had to switch hit when he broke his right hand.

by Henkinfoinc November 2, 2014

Hit the lights

Turn the lights on.

(in a dark room)
- Hit the lights!
- (turns on the lights)

by LinguoLover June 14, 2019

hit by Lightning

Oblique reference to Kill Hannah song, Lightning Causes Madness. Used by extremely obsessed fans.

Used to say you're mad, as in crazy/mental, or mad as in pissed off.

Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning
Non KH fan: Wtf?
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I'm mad at you, you retarded fuck.

Mental home receptionist: How can I help you?
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning, I need help.

by Anonymous Mat January 5, 2009

hit a stick

when you fuck a basic white stick bitch with no ass

bro#1- did you get some last night?
bro#2- yeah bro, i totally hit a stick

by hitmewiththatwetdickdaddy April 10, 2017

Hitting the bag

Snorting cocaine.

I was up all night hitting the bag

by King_Will February 13, 2021

hit the roof

become very angry at sb/sth

I hit the roof when I saw him go out with his ex-girlfriend

by WENDYNGUYEN December 29, 2018

place hit

you want place hit?

Man 1: Shut the fuck up Epic Gamer: You want place hit?

by raci5t February 28, 2023