Allah...handro

From Madtv. Where a gas station attendent thought a customer was arabian, but was actually mexican. Also a good joke.

Joe: No, seriously. I'm Mexican.
Bob: Ya,ya. I'm Mexican too. My name is ALLAH...handro.

by CrazyGuy207 January 14, 2009

Handler

A Handler is an extremely fat girl that is usually also short and unlike a Dragon is almost always unattractive. There may be no discernable waistline and she may also has a FUPA. She could also be very broadbacked and no-necked. For a girl to be a handler she must also be in the presence of her Dragon friend.
The reason she is a handler, is because you could easily invision her holding the chain of a dragon. If she is by herself she could be considered a beast, or possibly a Troll, and maybe a short dragon.
She could easily be seen as a female trucker.
The signal to your buddy that a handler is near is the same as that for a Dragon. A motion of pulling a huge sword out of its scabbard like a knight.

Last night, my buddy got drunk and went home with this Dragon to slay her. Her handler was was also there, and not only was she wider than she was tall she had there was no amount of alchohol that could get me to slay the Handler.

by The Real Maroon Blood October 10, 2008

handle

To deal with some one violently for an infraction. A guy who comes at your family or lady may need to be handled.

This dude banged my man and then talked about him on my block. I'm gonna handle this dude

by Ken215 June 26, 2006

love handles

An extension on the side of surfboards that allows for extra turnage and control...

Did you see the love handles on that surfboard??
Say what??
yea the extension on his surfboard he can get such awesome turns off of them

by girliegirl8373 January 2, 2008

handle

The ability to dribble the ball well in basketball.

"That pointguard was really good."
"Yeah, he had mad handle."

by Wiarumas December 28, 2005

caught-cum-handed

derived from the latinish phrase-word thing caught-red-handed. its when you know your dad isn't home and you hear whoreish, moaning noises from your parents bedroom and you walk in and you see your friend fucking your mother in her vagina and then at his climax pulls it out and sprays his cum all over your mothers face and other body parts such as her hands. he then will take his penis and stick it in your mothers mouth causing his wiener cheese to spray all over your mother. best when done with people named Susan. also known as friend-cum-in-your-mothers handididation.

Fuck were caught-cum-handed. Damn it Matt i was just about to jizz on your mom's face.

by Nigth Tigers March 28, 2008

left-handed

Cause of left-handedness. Lost cause in the eyes of educators, all due to that fact that lazy parents did not take the time to beat their children into the right habit at the appropriate age.

"All the job requirements are fulfilled...yet due to the fact that you are left-handed, we cannot hire you at our company at this time."
"Left-handed is like being ass handed."
"We left-handers also have rights! We want equality!"

by c_sheila September 25, 2005