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Hi, anybody there :P ?

The popular opening phrase used in texts by socially awkward guys to seem vaguely casual and interesting without being excessively needy and extra; there is also the clever use of an emoji to convey a playful boyish spirit. It is important to note that this only seems cool to them and not the intended recipient of the text
Normal People:

N: Hey, how's it going?
M: Not much
N(internally): I'm going to die alone and unloved

Socially Awkward

N: Hi, anybody there :P ?
M: Not much
N (internally): I am a cool, funny and valid human being
by Parasitical Pineapple October 23, 2017
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eat his roll

Some pervert wanting to eat ass
Tim wants to eat his roll being Rays roll
by HuntD January 27, 2018
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Snare his victim

To dismiss a batman. Usually through the means of twitch, flight or a combination of both.
With my superior twitch I will snare his victim.
by Doctor86 February 3, 2017
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Hi-larry-ous

When you witness or do something that is Larry David funny. To be Larry David funny it has to be funnier than just funny, and after telling someone about it they laugh profusely as well.
Man 1: What's so funny?
Man 2: I slept at this random girls place last night and when I woke up hungover the next morning I couldn't remember what I did with my phone. After searching for it extensively we finally gave up and she said, "If I find it, I'll just give you a call." And yes, she was serious.
Man 1: Hahahaha that's hi-larry-ous!
by SKYYGUYY February 24, 2011
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puts-his-tie-on

1. When one's acts or speech are supportive of a position, group, or event; especially when such support is (or appears to be) atypical.
2. Dressing up for a formal event.
Although Parker is generally critical of religion, he puts-his-tie-on for Mormons, for whom he has profound respect.

I generally like dressing like a slob, but I put-my-tie-on for Grandma's funeral, to show my respect.
by schulwitz October 5, 2011
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beam on his back

Means that a gun with a laser sight (laser beam) is aimed to his back
He couldn’t move because of the beam on his back
by Sdot Flocka October 6, 2023
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sugar in his britches

A word used to describe a man who says he is straight, but definitely is questionable.
Adam definitely has a lil sugar in his britches!
by oomfprim July 12, 2022
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