Hairy Thumb

A nickname that is used in someone who in which doesn’t have a jawline nor neck to the extent where you look like a “Hairy Thumb” from almost any angle.

How’s it going, Hairy Thumb?

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

hairy watch

An undesired gift from an undesirable person, especially in the form of regifting.

Alisa looked with extreme displeasure at the clearly regifted item. "Oh GOD, can you believe this hairy watch she's trying to pass off on me?" as she dropped it in the trash.

by Alex FromDownstairs November 6, 2013

Hairy Hat

When a someone ejaculates onto your head & then sets their hairy bush atop their partners head.

Bro, last night was wild. She let me give her a hairy hat!

by GavinStarrFunk July 19, 2023

hairy suds

The act of shaving your balls while using body shampoo

My balls are squeaky clean, but now my bathtub is covered in a illusivly high about of pubes and suds, this dirties the tub. My tub has hairy suds

by Shitposting_Xtreme May 8, 2018

Hairy Neri

A short British female who’s exceptionally hairy

Did you see that hairy Neri pass by, she needs to shave

by Scabbybaby January 26, 2020

hairy bolas

Hairy ball sack

I like your hairy bolas all your hairs went in my mouth

by User15678910 February 19, 2018

hairy and bald

I think if we shave his head and beard
he will move faster and lighter
and he will regain vision

Huge difference sleeping with him hairy and bald.

by Krkič March 21, 2020