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Silver Floss

When you old enough to have silver hair but take care of your body that it is like a 20 year old you have the right and should proudly floss off the hours of blood sweat and tears.
by Silver Flosser August 17, 2024
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Dancing Fossils

By definition Dancing Fossils is a somewhat common sight you will see in warm weather retirement communities. Retirees can be seen hitting the dance floor of their favorite bar dancing to an old tune from their past . Hence they are dubbed Dancing Fossils by the locals.
eg Hey Larry, I see your Uncle Fred that just had a hip replacement is out on the dance floor with the rest of those old dancing fossils ! Larry replies ; yeah he can’t help himself, he heard Twist and Shout come on the jukebox and had to get out there
by King Yamayama January 31, 2025
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Warthog Forossi

Someone who lives under a constant Wagner's cage, who will steal your money if you anger them, and who has an extreme foot fetish.
-Oh my god, he's such a Warthog Forossi...
-Yeah, he can't stop farting and drooling over dirty feet
by soltanalforossi February 10, 2025
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Bob Fosse

A sex act, where the male pulls out and cums in his hand, then rubs his hands together.
Then rubs the cum soaked hands on the girls face calling her "Mammy".
Aka Jizz Hands.
Bonus if you sing it.
"Dude, gave my girlfriend a Bob Fosse last night"
"Bruh?"
"Yeah, she's one nasty bitch, she loves it"
by Backbydemand February 13, 2026
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Daisy Floss

Jean shorts that are so short they go up both crevices, i.e. the butt and pussy
If those Daisy Dukes were any shorter they would be Daisy Floss.
by Mahbarley February 21, 2026
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Process Fossil

A workplace procedure that continues to exist long after technology made it unnecessary, usually defended with the phrase “because that’s how we’ve always done it.”

Often involves unnecessary steps like three paper copies, a signature, and filing paperwork that could have been a spreadsheet, email, or photo.

A process fossil survives purely because nobody in management has updated the system since the 1990s.
“Our office requires three paper copies, a signature, and a receipt attached just to verify a $60 purchase.”

“That’s not accounting… that’s a process fossil.”
by millenialstruggles1102 March 6, 2026
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Devil's Floss

Somehow receiving red pubic hair in one's mouth. Often this would occur during oral sex.
From one woman to another. "When I was drunk I went down on this redheaded guy. I stopped and pulled a long fire-y out of my mouth. He laughed and said 'Got ya some of my devil's floss did you?' I looked at him and said 'yes! Why does it taste like peanut butter?'"
by zjme October 18, 2009
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