Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."
by Hectorino November 27, 2021
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Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
by Hectorino November 27, 2021
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Football Island

1. When all of your bed springs break from scoring your girlfriend.
2. An atari 2600 game, simply called Football, but commonly referred to as Football Island.
3. HELL
1. Damn it! My bed turned into Football Island!
2. Wanna play Football Island?
3. I went to Football Island after I died.
by TeleKamptiA November 22, 2022
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This is the moment where yk that he is in love with u
Bf: I love you more than football
by Hasegawa November 22, 2021
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The Football Special

A euphemism for gay sex. Specifically, in which one party, usually named Sam, is the bottom.
Sam started suffering from anal bleeding after partaking in the Football Special.
by thelonepooper March 16, 2023
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Fantasy Football Cuckold

Someone in a Fantasy Football league who takes extreme joy when other people draft his favorite Stud players
Frank Loves when someone Drafts Jay Cutler, he's such a Fantasy Football Cuckold
by Brizarian September 03, 2017
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kiss a football player day

October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!
“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
by helonat0 October 03, 2021
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