arena football

A sport that combines the intensity of American football with the coziness of a living room. played in a glorified fishbowl known as the "arena." Invented by over-enthusiastic armchair quarterbacks who wanted a taste of gridiron glory without the inconvenience of outdoor elements, arena football boasts all the excitement of its larger counterpart, minus the field, the grass, and any semblance of sanity,
much like the protagonist of a certain infamous Tik tokers ex-husband, individuals may spin Lies that crumble faster than a poorly constructed stadium roof. So, if your partner claims to be an arena football player, it might be wise to double-check their playbook before committing to any lifelong contracts.
After watching the latest episode of "Who the F*** Did I Marry?" on TikTok, I couldn't help but panic when my tinder date brought up that he played arena football.
by sunnypatch February 25, 2024
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International Football Month

November was the official Month the best sport on earth was invented.
International Football Month is the best month ever
by WorldFootballPresident June 16, 2024
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Fanny football

A creative though painful way of catching a football in female leagues
Good we had a fanny football player on our team.
by Vincent Scorpio August 28, 2012
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Ro-Football

Ro football is Roblox Football simple, plain.
"Want to Play some Ro-Football?
by liampricei December 06, 2022
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footbal

you're footbal.
by UR A F****R April 16, 2024
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football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .
Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers
by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023
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