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Penis Fly Trap

A beautiful woman who will draw you in and then suck the life out of you. Dear god don't let your friends fall prey to one of these.
"Watch out for that Penis Fly Trap. She'll ruin your damn life!"
by Jalapeno Rooster August 29, 2016
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Safety fly

A dragonfly; symbolizes protection and safety to whomever sees one
"I've been super nervous about moving to a new city, but I saw a safety fly this morning so I know I'll be okay."
by chicbird January 2, 2017
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Penal Fly

The act, or skill, of getting a common house fly to land on the tip of the penis. The subtle movements caused by it's tiny legs have been known to bring on ejaculation.

You can also try and coax the fly inside the penis, for inner shaft stimulation.

NB: Never try with a wasp.
Carl: Have you ever tried penal fly mate?
Rick: Yea, I tried it post anal as I had a few noticeable poo nuggets on my bell, small sure, but they were there. I Laid there for an hour, nothing. By this time i was soft and stank of shit so I had a shower.
by Rudoji January 21, 2017
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blue fly

A fucking piece of shit; that random kid, usually in a discord server, who stands out, but definitely not in a good way. A blue fly is annoying, verbally sexual and sometimes even harasses the other gender. Despite this, sometimes blue flies gain high ranks, sometimes even mod ranks, before they abuse it and get demoted.
The Blue Fly: Can I stick a fucking waffle into your vagina and then we eat it <3 @WaffleGoddess
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Anus Fly Trap

When somebody is taking a nap outdoors naked, anus exposed in a relaxed (slightly open) state then a fly comes along and lands in their anus, causing it to reflexively close. Trapping the fly inside.
"I couldn't figure out why my butt itched so much after camping yesterday , after a bit of finger digging I found out that I am part anus fly trap!"
by Pyravia April 21, 2018
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Unicorn Fly

Adj;English;

When something seems so beautiful to the point that it seems magical
Kay and her sisters agreed that the pictured hair coloring technique was unicorn fly because of how the color meshed together.
by Kaydatazz January 29, 2018
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Penis Fly Trap

When the penis becomes entrapped in the zipper of the pants during or after a sexual act because the wearer stuck their shaft through this ragged metal-teethed slot instead of fully removing this dangerous piece of clothing
"I was fucking this girl in my Honda, and my dick got caught in a Penis Fly Trap half way through."
by FireMuncher June 3, 2018
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