crazy friend

Is someone who is just as crazy as you and is always thinking out the box...

Me: who's your crazy friend?
Friend: I don't have a crazy friend

Me: um yes you do its me I am your crazy friend

by CrazyAngelDust March 25, 2017

as a friend

what a woman tells she likes you as when she is really saying "no fucking way".

"I like you as a friend though..." - Man being shot down by good looking woman.

by JR May 28, 2004

whale of a friend

an exceedingly kind, generous, caring, understanding and generally fantastic friend.

you're a whale of a friend.
great. so are you.

by potato - boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew April 3, 2007

National fuck your best friend day

National fuck your friend day is a day meant for you and best friend of other gender to have some fun. June 19

Let’s fuck are best friends . Man my bf has the best dick. Yea National fuck your best friend day

by Gshajdsnndbz April 12, 2019

National Push Your Friend Into Their Crush Day

On April 18th, push your friend (s) into their crush to embarrass them OR give them a better chance at getting with them. or just ruin their chances🤷 ♀️

my friend pushed me into my crush today. i hit him really hard and we fell over. he helped me up afterward. National Push Your Friend Into Their Crush Day!

by evelcarr April 15, 2022

ego-friend

a person who pretends to be your friend in order to boost his or her own self-worth or importance

Jay is just an ego-friend. He wants to see if he can add you to his lists of conquests in order to boost his self-importance.

by ScottX December 23, 2006

fiendbot

one of your younger cousins who you have enslaved for the sole reason that you are their elder. generally, a fiendbot is a close friend and companion, but the owner of the fiendbot is known to physically abuse or verbally scold the fiendbot when the fiendbot disobeys or takes too long completing the task at hand. a fiendbot is very fun to be around when he or she is behaving properly and in an orderly manner. although fiendbots are generally lazy and lead sedentary lives playing video games, they can be taught to work harder than any other creature north of the mexican border.

EX. #1
elder: "fiendbot?!? i need 2 sheets of toilet paper! my nose is running. go!"

fiendbot: "**loud, gay screaming and runs away**"

EX. #2
elder: "fiendbot! let's play whaleball!"

fiendbot: "**loud, gay screaming and runs outside**"

by eRRoR_504 January 14, 2010