colostomy bag fetish

The act of sticking your dick in the exposed intestine typically covered by the colostomy bag.

Daniel can get extra deep into Marco's colon. He has a colostomy bag fetish.

by ClarenceB0ddicker November 27, 2013

fetish

Having a proclivity for something in a sexual way- especially something not inherently sexual. Examples: latex, rubber, spanking, specific smell/odor, dangerous situations, etc. A fetish can often heighten sexual satisfaction or even become obsessive and needed to reach sexual satisfaction. A good fetish is like a good woman: once you find one, you will quickly tire of it/her.

The fetish of one person for people with amputations was as sick as anything I had ever heard.
Or...
An adult in a diaper and sucking on a pacifier is a real turn-on fetish for me.

by Lord Hayden February 24, 2005

Rs fetish

1.to be sexually aroused over the game of Runescape

2.see murf

3.wanting to become pixelated so one will be able to participate in sexual activities in computer games

I have a rs fetish for sir dazzy

by William Tran Jr. April 20, 2006

FEMUS

An annoying coworker who thinks that he is an authority on every subject ever conceived. Behavior includes (but is not limited to) butting in to every conversation within ear-shot, complains incessantly, taking over and fucking up other people's projects, picking fights for the sake of fighting, fucking up because he thinks that he knows everything and doesn't need to RTFM or ask questions to more knowledgeable staff members, invites himself along to lunches and happy hours, brags incessantly, physically stinks of rotten cabbage, and crying whenever something doesn't go his way.

Originally conceived as an acronym for our coworker Sam's bizarro twin - "Fat, Evil, Melting, and Ugly Sammy."

"God damnit! Who invited Femus!"


Guy 1: "...then we went to the Pizza House for lunch..."
Femus: "You know, the origins of pizza are very interesting. They come from the Aboriginal tribes of Scandinavia and include rack mountable switch plates and overdrive compartments."
Guy 1: "What the fuck are you talking about? Who asked you anyway, you stupid fucking prick."

by billberto March 23, 2005

sock fetish

When one (usually men) become aroused by the site of women's ( or mens...eww) socks or sock covered feet.

I grew hard when I saw Brooke changing her socks. Hopefully she doesn't see this hardon...damn this sock fetish.

by 1337 pwns k? May 27, 2006

bear fetish

One who is sexually attracted to bears.
Someone who interested in men who are hairy. Normally These are large/muscular men old enough to have teenagers.
Most men interested bears are also into daddy's and/or silver daddies.
Normally these people are young gay men.

Steve Carrel really turns on my bear fetish.

by Pickby November 1, 2011

Curry Fetish

To act of covering your penis with Indian curry sauce and having someone lick it off, repeated as many times as necessary for ejaculation.

Oh you have a curry fetish? Well if I lick the curry off your penis, I'd be more interested in the curry, not your penis.

by Love me sum curry cock March 13, 2012