The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known

She weighs about 7,328,324,643,872 pounds, and she has a moustache, and aaron hates her. And he tries to eagles beak her b/c her other womanly parts are not good enough. ahhhhhhh! Jessica is so fat that when she walks..
aaron shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(

The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known

by jessicaisugly6609 May 27, 2010

fatty fatty boomalatty

Fat bitch/bastard who eats and eats all the time and has crusty knackers and pits (mmmmmmmmmm lovely)

your mum has crusty pits and knackers - ooohhh i got it she is a fattyfattyboomalatty

by des 'mary poppins' Lynem January 7, 2003

fatty

A title resembling Lord or Sire when preceeded by "Witty"

Witty Fatty, you have returned from your quest to the fridge.

by fatty February 24, 2003

fatty kathy

see "fatty cathy"

by al NOT April 10, 2003

Fatty bo'

A fat fuck.
Like Fat Fuck Sarah.

"Run Fatty Bo' RUN!"

by GirlSkater March 16, 2004

fattyhalfjap

A person that is not only obese, but is half japanese as well.

Matt O'Doud is a fattyhalfjap.

Damn look at that fattyhalfjap eat those chicken wings.

Shut up, you fattyhalfjap!

by Marsha January 15, 2004

half-fatty

Someone who is fat, but you cannot tell until they remove their shirt. Most half-fatties are only half fat because they are lazy and eat hot pockets.

No one wants to date Bryan because he is a half-fatty

by d-frank April 17, 2007