fat paddles

an observed condition when fat people turn hands sideways when walking in a vain attempt to gain more momentum using hands like paddles

look at that lard arse using his fat paddles

by madferret September 19, 2010

Fat Rage

When a person get mad over food.

Kinda like nerd rage but with fat people and food.

Fat person: "You ate my cookies?!?!"
Normal person: "Dude, don't fat rage."

by Fiction. October 17, 2010

Fat Stains

The build up of body fluids between the ruffles of a persons fat that can cause stains in clothing.

Aww shit, that fuckers fat! yeah and look at them greasy Fat Stains!

by DeathAtTheParty November 21, 2010

fat envelope

The thicker envelope one receives from a school that has accepted one for admission, as opposed to a thin envelope containing a rejection letter.

I got the fat envelope from Harvard!

by ChadwickEsq May 28, 2011

fat bitch logic

Fat bitch logic (not to be confused with fat bitch feminism logic) is an easily observable anomaly that has overtaken certain parts of the internet and real-world social interactions, and can be found in varying locations (mostly social media) in which one is extremely defensive about ones own morbid obesity with fallacious logic. This list of excuses to be a fat shit range from ignorant with the "muh genetics" argument, to the extreme and even absurd "beautiful at every size" argument, where the fat bitch in question actually seems to take pride in the fact that they have serious pending health issues.

Random fat bitch: " I can eat whatever I want as long as I walk it off."
Me: "You can't walk from the handicap spot to the storefront without getting winded, that's fat bitch logic."

by Thisllprobablygetmebanned June 8, 2016

fat muzz

A derogatory term for an overweight, stinky dorito eating idiot.

Bro I was walking down to the servo and I saw the fattest fat muzz ever. It smelt like straight shit.

by Muzzatron September 26, 2017

fat cat meow

A highly valued output by very senior executives and politicians hugely appreciated their peers.

The higher their pay and the lesser work they do, the louder and more screeching their fat cat meow. It has an infectious effect on nearby cats of the same fur.

The meeting today was so full of fat cat meows it was almost entertaining!

by cre8destiny December 12, 2018