Fat Deal

When you buy some weed and get alot for the amount you paid.

Me:Got the weed maan
Tom: Whats the deal like?
Me: We got a FAT deal!
Tom: Oo we guna have a fat smoke!
Me: O fo sho!

by Taska Babee February 18, 2009

Old Fat

A person content with their Obesity. Someone who has acknowledged they are in fact obese and is proud of it. Similar to old money and new money. Antonym of New Fat.

That dude with the Fedora, neck beard, and sweat pants eating McDonalds by himself is def old fat.

by bbuehl792 December 25, 2015

Fat Break

A break from activity reserved for those with a 'few extra pounds', aka the fat.

When a fat break is declared, all activity is halted and precious breathes, calories are consumed, and/or other rejuvenating acts are carried out by said fattie.

The term can also be used ironically by someone who is not actually fat, but is in the spirit of 'fatness'.

Friend #1: *whilst biking; Want to go up that hill?
Fat Friend #2: Yeah, but I need a quick fat break.
Friend #1: Dude, this is your 4th fat break this past hour. Alright *patiently waits*.

by GeorgeLaz January 19, 2019

fat cell

A guy filled with energy with his cells having expanded 10-100 times their original size He usually fills roads, and airports single-handedly.

Look at that massive fat cell. He is a moving roadblock filled with energy. He takes the road.

by king KINDER BAR November 26, 2018

Fat Evan

A quiet kid with an ask who drinks monster

Fat Evan!
Oi, Fat Evan!

by Big man harry June 9, 2021

fat tosser

An obese person who is a massive show off

You know that reece kid he’s a fat tosser

by Calwill November 27, 2017

Fat fuck

A term to describe the fat controller of a gravy train. Gravy runs through the fat fucks veins. Can also be known as slim, the fat man, what a fat cunt, fat wanker and tends to not only be fat as fuck, but thick as fuck, with an inability to hold any sort of conversation without sounding like an out of breath fat fuck. The fat fuck will not talk but bellow his voice as a way of showing presence in the company of the intelligent. The fat fucks eyelids are fatter than most and he will struggle to see, causing major wardrobe malfunctions including tight as fuck trousers and a bad combination of shirts and body warmers. The fat fuck will sometimes run out of money for gravy and so will gamble during working hours in order to chase pints of bisto that will later be injected straight into the blood. Unfortunately the fat fucks stupidity means he is unaware his day will come and so will continue to Lord over his manor until then in a true fat fuck wanker fashion.

"Oh look, it's the fat fuck. Look at that fat fuck. I hate that fat fuck. He is a fat fuck"

by Monkey baws January 12, 2017