fap

fat American princess

Omg look that girl is such a fap!

by hotgirl1234566788 March 23, 2021

Pocket Fap

The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public

I had an epic pocket fap at work today. No-one suspected a thing

fap wank masturbation

by FuzzyDanglers July 18, 2016

eye fapping

Pinching your bottom eyelid and shaking it to make a fapping sound

What’s the best way to simulate the sound of fapping? - eye fapping

by Bellechicco June 8, 2020

Bro Fap

When you and your bro(s) fap

Guy 1: Yo bro wanna do something later like faping?

Guy 2: Yeah sure. There will be some nice Bro Fap action.

by Thatdictonaryguy March 24, 2021

alternative fap

Alternative fap is Trump Porn Material since it is based on alternative facts. Very popular niche in the US since the election of the President.
www.alternativefap.com

-President Trump, what do you do with your small hands?
-I'm all about alternative fap , just visit www.alternativefapc.com , you will see I have the best taste in the world, believe me

by thisissethc September 30, 2017

fap and freeze

when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.

somebody call the police my tongue is stuck to my fap and freeze

by dickboi223 December 15, 2016

Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.

IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.

by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020