by Dusterdo August 27, 2025

Makes music that makes me believe that I am white and wealthy, and yet, I am neither one of those things.
Eric Clapton takes me away into a world of glitz, glamour, coke and an overall ambience of debauchery that I deeply crave in my pauperism lifestyle.
by ACunny December 1, 2023

He walks really weird. If you see him from far across, you can instantly recognize him from his walk. His personality is dinosaurs and he wears a different pair of socks each day. He also owns a shirt in three different colors. When you see him, run.
"Hey, that's Eric!"
"Wow, how did you recognize him from that far?"
"His penguin walk"
"Ah, yes, that's Eric"
"Wow, how did you recognize him from that far?"
"His penguin walk"
"Ah, yes, that's Eric"
by Heygirlwanttoseemybonersaurus November 23, 2021

Omg eric is such a SIMP
Sorry eric I had to ♥️
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by cxnelle November 1, 2020

A man that is sort of tall.
You could be a jackass to him, and he will play around with you too if you don't get too serious.
He has dirty blonde hair with the bluest eyes you have ever seen.
He is amazing at sex, an great with his tongue. His weiner is huge, so big, it will tear your insides. If you aren't careful, you could fall for him.
It's impossible to not think he is strange, but he is still very fun.
You could be a jackass to him, and he will play around with you too if you don't get too serious.
He has dirty blonde hair with the bluest eyes you have ever seen.
He is amazing at sex, an great with his tongue. His weiner is huge, so big, it will tear your insides. If you aren't careful, you could fall for him.
It's impossible to not think he is strange, but he is still very fun.
1) Man, that Eric Trail is tall.
2) That Eric Trail's eyes are as blue as pool water.
3) I want to see an Eric Trail's weiner.
4) It is impossible to forget an Eric Trail.
2) That Eric Trail's eyes are as blue as pool water.
3) I want to see an Eric Trail's weiner.
4) It is impossible to forget an Eric Trail.
by RedHead August 21, 2012

The most unselfish man I've ever met, truly gods gift to the world. Always sees the best in everyone n everything, can always fine the good when you think there isnt any. Amazing father, brother, friend, and future husband... Truly the love of my life...
Man girl your such a lucky girl, what do they call a man like that???
Yeah i know, he's an Eric Paul n all mine❤😘
Yeah i know, he's an Eric Paul n all mine❤😘
by Ur always November 20, 2017
