English

The word weebs hate.

"Imagine listening to english."

by soara March 8, 2021

English breakfast

When you wake up someone by dragging your nutsack across their face (known as teabagging)

Had this bird around the other night, & gave her an English breakfast in the morning, woke her up quick smart!

by Nick Off April 22, 2021

English teacher

A rat who makes you analyze the most simple words ever. He also often is a simp for girls that are 30 years younger then him.

"Read the text and make a summary in 50 paragraphs" - A rdm English teacher

by Laynad00 May 3, 2021

englishness

when you say something relating to the English Language in a smart manner

"Look at us with our Englishness" "Wow that was some great Englishness"

by englishness May 17, 2021

English Ignorance

An English speaker who believes the world revolves around them on the grounds that ‘English is the universal language’ & other bullshit.

Lots of draws to racism, xenophobia etc.

I dislike Korean music because I can’t understand the lyrics.

You don’t listen to English music in Korea?? Are you f-ing crazy? How is this possible?
Alan, that is your English ignorance.

I went to Spain last month, no one spoke English... idiots.

by Ninjacat1357392 June 1, 2021

English Dentist

Similar to the Donkey Punch but instead of punching the person in the back of the head, you twist their head and punch them in the mouth, knocking out their teeth.

Karen needed an ice pack after I gave her an English Dentist last week.

by Captain Lazer Face June 10, 2021

English pig

What French Canadiens (typically Québécois) call English speaking Canadians

“You know, you’re stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know.”

by PucklineJesus June 25, 2021