Edward Bola

A striker who uses skill moves far too much to avoid danger and usually loses the ball in doing so.

Noah: pass me the ball
Maxwell: *does too many skill moves and loses the ball*
Noah: STOP BEING SUCH AN EDWARD BOLA

by TheRealBongo April 18, 2020

Eduardo

A very sexy man who is very caring! He likes nature and not being on his phone: Be careful, he might not return your texts, though!

Ingrid: Eduardo is so hot!
Emily: I know, right!

by orangejoocecult October 25, 2020

ergarg

that sound you make when you die

-ergarg
-oh no, he's dying.

by u.jmasfvd November 6, 2020

Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game where 2 bros watch scat porn and the first to get hard has to jerk himself and the participant off onto a biscuit in between them, then has to eat both loads off the biscuit in one bite.
If the loser fails to eat the biscuit in one bite or fails to make the participant and himself cum in 10 minutes the punishment is to finger himself while jerking off, then cum onto the shitty finger and suck it all off clean.

1: Yo bro we playing Edward Jerky Hands tonight?
2: ofcourse but you better cum this time, my ass is still sore from last nights jerky hands!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 16, 2020

Edward Posh Hands

A game where 2 bros watch lesbian 69 porn and stick both their cocks into a massive condom, and a third bro jerks both cocks at the same time to make it fair, last to cum has to drink both loads.

Hey bro want to try Edward Posh Hands tonight?
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 18, 2020

Edward Sparkle-Hands

The non-alcoholic version of drinking game "Edward Forty-Hands". Participants duct tape 1 liter bottles of Sparkling mineral water in each hand. The bottles can't be removed until all the water is drunk.

Friend: You look dehydrated
You: No I'm not playing Edward Sparkle-Hands again. I almost pissed myself last time!

by SlowPotato November 19, 2020

Edward/Bella Complex

When you have two characters in a story in which:
*Character A is something other than human and is super fast, strong, and altogether powerful
*Character B is a fragile little human
*They are in love, and Character A has a conflicting desire to protect and kill Character B

"I'm writing a story about a human who falls in love with this tall, scary alien. They've totally got an Edward/Bella Complex!"
"Good for you, monster fucker."

by FearTheRainbowFrogs November 21, 2020