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Burning Donkey

A burning donkey is when two individuals ingage in anal sex using "ICY HOT" as an anal lube, And then perform a "Donkey Punch".

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"Last week I met up with that whore whisper and whiped ICY HOT on the condom before I ass fucked her, im sure it burned like a mother fucker, so to make her forget about the pain in her ass, I Donkey Punched her, I guess you could say I gave her a Burning Donkey ."
by Johnny Do Gooder September 6, 2006
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Donkey Punch

Verb. Noun.
Whilst participating in either vaginal or anal ‘doggy style’ intercourse, during the instant before the male ejaculates, the penis is inserted (or kept) in the female's anus, at which point he delivers a swift punch to the back of the female’s cranium. This results in the simultaneous contraction of the anal sphincter and various other muscles in the female, thus producing a tremendous sensation for the male. However, for the technique to render successful, the receiving party must be knocked utterly unconscious.
“I was banging this one night and I donkey punched the bitch so hard she passed out!”
“What happened after that?”
“I fell asleep. What else?”
“Hear hear! Bravo!”
by Shane and Ryan September 25, 2005
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Donkey Kick

During anal affairs, the male may try the donkey punch right before ejaculation, but often, the females counter attack may be to kick backwards, resulting in the male being knocked out.
I tried to donkey punch my girlfriend for the first time, but after failing to knock her out, she reacted by donkey kicking me.
by TheBoss1185 October 5, 2010
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Donkey queef

1. When a homo sapien sapien produces a queef greater than or equal to the epicness of a donkey's vaginal explosion. 2. when a donkey queefs. 3. when a lady who looks like a donkey queefs. 4. when a man who looks like a donkey queefs. 5. when a baby who looks like donkey queefs. 6. or used in terms of gassin breh! mmmboi!
Jizz: Hark!

petey pablo: what?

jizz: do you hear that?

petey: what?

jizz: i just produced a queef that was greater than or equal to the epicness of a donkey's vaginal explosion.

petey: like a donkey queef, eww.

jizz: ballin.
by donkey hoetay August 25, 2010
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Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin

When taking your woman from behind and just before the point of climax scream, "I see Russia!!"

When she exclaims, "Where?" and looks up strike her severely to the point of unconsciousness and complete orgasm.

For enhanced effect while female partner is still knocked out, throw on a pair of Tina Fey glasses before unloading.
Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin

Nathan (at the point of coming): I see, I see Russia!!!

Samantha: What??? Where?

WHAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Unholy Roy Batty March 28, 2009
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DONKEY SHOT

A Donkey Shot or "Don Quichotte" is when someone's doing a chick from behind and as he's about to bust, punches the chick in the side so she clenches up.
I was having a hard time finishing so I gave her a DONKEY SHOT and that tightend her up enough for me.
by steve-o June 20, 2006
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Bow legged swamp donkey

George W. Bush is hands down a bow legged swamp donkey from has shamed our nation.
by MindyJ September 2, 2006
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