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Douche Cookie

A hardened yeast deoposit in a used douche bag.
Sally has a bag full of douche cookies.

That guy is a total douche cookie.
by David Klein September 16, 2005
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douche

The typical Toyota Prius driver. Believes that he or she is saving the environment (the batteries contain nickel and other harmful chemicals) or is considered fashionable by driving a Prius when in fact he or she is the second douchiest driver on the road (second to BMW drivers) by accelerating rapidly (thus canceling out fuel savings) and cutting people off and flipping them the bird right afterward.
Look at that douche in the Prius thinking he is saving the environment!
by joetheplumber666 April 22, 2011
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Inland Empire Douche Bag

A particular breed of douche bag residing within the confines of the Inland Empire of Southern California.
Inland Empire Douche Bag examples: May be Characterized by the following: 1. Raised off road vehicles 2. raised trucks or SUV's 3. Multiple IE, SoCal, 909, 951, Riverside 4. Life tattoos, GotSand, Glamis tattoos 5. over inflated sense of self worth 6. beer guts 7.heavily into RAP or Alternative Rock 8. Low IQ's 9. goatees or shaped beards 10. own a lifted or "weekend warrior" trailer 11. wearing sandals and oversized shorts 12. trash girlfriends 13. habitual smokers 14. have a crappy job or peddle loans and real estate or pyramid schemes.
by Douche Bag1 October 11, 2009
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douche face

The characteristic face made by a douche bag who is trying to look 'tough.'

Though such a face is an intrinsic quality of ANY douche bag, it's most frequently manifest through accentuated or otherwise puffed-out lips and squinted eyes which may or may not be accompanied by a slight hiking-up of the shirt to show one's recently pumped-up six pack.
"I was trying to look respectable, but Ian was totally making a douche face during the group photo!"

*Note* Visible examples are available on the appropriately named "hot girls with douche bags" website. (look it up).
by obviously April 22, 2008
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douchebag flotilla

A fleet of canoes piloted by drunk, tattooed, shirtless, sunburned and partying douchebags (or douche bags) that floats slowly downriver with the current. Often contains pontoons constructed of 2 or more canoes and a platform placed atop the canoes on which the douches can drink, dance, grill, fire squirt guns, simulate sexual acts, play with dogs and/or heckle others who are trying to enjoy a natural body of water.
The Saco River in New Hampshire and Maine was choking on douchebag flotillas last weekend!
by zornimal December 15, 2008
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Douche Master

the person who wrote the last entry for douche master.
Rod: fuck you, quit being a douche baguette

Todd: I'm not the one who's a complete douche master
by potatoes April 18, 2006
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douche bag workout

A gym workout focused entirely on the chest and arms. Repeated several times per week while totally neglecting legs,back,etc.
Typical d-bag workout attire: "Tapout" or "Affliction" shirt,skullcap or ballcap worn backwards,tribal tattoos.
"I couldn't get a good workout today; some fags were doing a douche bag workout and hogged all the benches."
by TYSON1 February 27, 2009
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