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diaryhairs

“Hey, have you seen the toilet? It has a massive diaryhairs!”
by diaryhaira May 9, 2022
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Diary friend

The diary friend is that one friend who you really trust with all of your secrets because you know they won't tell anyone. Often times the diary friend is used as a vent for trauma or personal problems such as mental health or relationships with other people.
You mean she trusts you with all her problems? You must be her Diary friend.
by Senntret May 27, 2022
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Diarrhea

When you poop/shit so hard you feel your ass cheeks tear bc the shit is coming out of your ass so fast and so powerful and you want to cry and scream but you like it almost like being fucked by shrek.
Person 1 omg my ass is burning because of my diarrhea!

Person 2 omg my I can feel it go up my back because my diarrhea is so extreme!
by Happy shit month May 30, 2022
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Diarrhea

Diarrhea, diarrhea, it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun.

Diarrhea diarrhoea, when your hanging with a fella and it comes out like Nutella.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, people think its funny but its really hot and runny.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, when you squeeze it like a fart and it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Person 1 - "Omg I've been feeling sick recently, my shit went watery and it turned into diarrhea I think I need to take pills fir it or go to a doctor."

Person 2 - "Why the fuck did you just tell me that?"
by Super00sucker July 26, 2022
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Diarrhea

When your poop is watery with no chunks
Ah man I just shit my pants cause I got diarrhea and I farted
by Material_fabi August 1, 2022
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Diarrhific

A word to describe something that is terrifically shitty
"I just did a massive watery crap, it was diarrhific!"
by Pibbly August 11, 2022
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Diarrhea bitch

A person who reneges on their promises, and actively conspires to sabotage your reputation behind your back. The typical diarrhea bitch will take a diarrhea shit in a public space and tell everyone it was you.

Melinda: Did hear you about Sharon?
Sarah: No. What?
Melinda: She's a diarrhea bitch. She stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Now he has to pay for everything!
Sarah: Wow. What a diarrhea bitch.

In reality it was actually Melinda who stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Ergo, Melinda is the true diarrhea bitch.
Janine was a massive diarrhea bitch when she stole $75 from Karen's purse and blamed it on Kyle.

Dakota is a massive diarrhea bitch for ghosting Jizelle at the mall when he promised to pick her up 6 hours ago.
by CHILIMONGER August 26, 2022
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