Dave

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.

AJ: what kind of porn do you watch?
KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.

by Mathsbot November 4, 2021

Crazy dave

Used to describe someone who can't read the room and tells sexually charged jokes.

Whoah there Kevin! Don't be a crazy Dave in front of the duzz!

by Kevin Herman January 28, 2025

Dirty Dave

When you shit on a chest in a sexual or pleasing matter.

Harry dirty daved Rebecca and she came 69 times out on f the immense pleasure

by BagShitter September 20, 2021

Dave Hand

Short man with curly hair.

I made out with Dave Hand last weekend.

by Jesus23948567234q5 December 20, 2022

dave ped

A fake rumor on the internet about this man that would pretend to kidnap zonuts and eat them, and knowing that zoe lavernes fandom is mostly 9 year olds, they were all scared lmao

Zonut 1: omg have you heard about Dave ped
Zonut 2: No, why?
Zonut 1: he wants to kidnap me

by craft-122500 June 24, 2023

Dave Sanderson

Dave is an uncomfortable yet cool fellow. He is shy but will sometimes break out of his shell. He has a large elbow and will use it for unusual things like riding a bike. He likes mangos especially on girls chests. He is a great dude.

"Did you see John at that party?"

"Yeah dude he's like a Dave Sanderson!"

by Harold Richards December 16, 2011

Dave Moment

When someone named Dave DOES something stupid or dumb

Dave: *wipes ass with t-shirt*

"Damn that was a Dave Moment!"

by SupremeDave November 21, 2021