david uchiha

He is BLACK
david uchiha
by BLACK MAN 76 November 06, 2017
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David Opper

1.Theater god that doesn't give you a direct answer. He instead gives you a bunch of riddles.

2. A Jewish Playa that sneaks in the back of formal events.

3. Someone that makes the Captain Lou Albano beard look good with a ponytail.
My stagecraft teacher totally just David Oppered me.
by Tabooman April 05, 2010
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David Darius

He is the definition of packing a large penis in his small pants, he is often used as an example to compare penises with. When he is erect he packs 19 CM. His entire fame is dependent on his male reproductive organ.
I wish I was as huge as David Darius, but the size of his thing is unfathamable
by Soothulakatti69 April 25, 2022
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David broome

David Broome’s are normally the apex predator or the alphas of any person on the entire earth they are normally like any David a nice, loving, charming and happy person but something is different about him he has the biggest penis on the earth and is normally very tall and powerful if you ever see a David Broome he could kill you just by having sex with you as his penis is that big
by Solomon999 November 27, 2019
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david beckham

Man! Teenage girls are bigger fans of David Beckham than the people who actually follow football!
by scrEEmur January 07, 2004
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David's Law

The rule that whenever you say something nice it will be taken as something nasty
David's Law:

David: "Laura, you've got really intelligent eyes"

Laura: "fuck you, you're just trying to get into bed with me"
by Laura Laulau January 14, 2009
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