donkey felcher

a. a person who sucks their own cum out of an ass's asshole
b. a wonderful explitive

a. wow, i just heard stacy got drunk and called the cop a donkey felcher last night!
b. you goddamn donkey felcher!

by rosenelson07 June 28, 2008

donky punch

This is when you are having doggy style sex and just as you're about to blow your load you punch your mounted women in the back of the head causing vaginal constriction and maximum orgasmic pleasure. But be ware that you may knock her unconscious if you strike her too hard.

I was hosing my girlfriend last night when I gave her a donky punch in the back of the head. I K.O.ed her but man was it worth it!

by Crazy Doc J August 17, 2006

Donkey Barn

A place where all you find is ugly girls.

Dude my school is such a donkey barn!

by DarenLaren April 4, 2006

Extreme Donkey Punch

Similar to a regular Donkey Punch, but instead of punching them, you use a tire iron for hitting.

(CAUTION: Could cause people to be seriously injured. This is a hypothetical senerio.)

James just Extreme Donkey Punched Rachael!

Is she okay?

I don't know she hasn't moved in a hour...

by Neil Hicks September 22, 2006

donkey dicked mother fucker

a guy who is hung like a donkey

damn, that nigga is a donkey dicked mother fucker.

by h bizzle 5 shizzle July 1, 2006

donkey fart

when you're taking a hit of the bong and you cough into it and blow all the bongwater out the carb. if anyone does this they get punched in the arm by everyone in the circle.

fuckin noob, you donkey farted it! *punch*

by Jack Rackham January 21, 2009

Donkey Kong Pile Driver

A Donkey Kong Pile Driver is when you shove a banana up a girls ass fuck her monkey style while beating her head at the point before climaxing flip her over your head slam her through a barrel face first cum on her and beat her back while making monkey noises after wards you take the banana out and began to eat it.

Dude i gave Abby a "Donkey Kong Pile Driver" she could't walk for three days after.

Yeah my wife was kinky last night and wanted a 'Donkey Kong Pile Driver" turns out i parallelized her from the waist down..

by Ster254 August 25, 2010