sprinkles on cupcake

a nasty site able to burn the eyes of anyone who sees it

i dont even want to start

by josh March 26, 2004

D-day capacitor

Noun. The part of the brain normally only found in female humans though not exclusively, which stores each and every little thing a partner does wrong, which is annoying, etc. Instead of sending the signal "They have done something you do not like. Tell them so they can learn and grow.", this brain centre will store all these incidents. Then, on the day they wish to dump their partner (D-day), this part of the brain will unleash all these stored memories to counteract the guilt caused in the act of dumping.

"And they told me of the time I did the laundry and left a dirty sock in the basket. And the time I asked to live together, and they assumed I meant right now. And one day cleaning the cutlery and pots, I left a fork on the counter, and..."
"Dude! They fully discharged their D-day capacitor on you! I'll never get why people do that instead of telling you right away, so it doesn't eat away at them and allows you to learn from your mistakes."

by Dirtcreature X1 May 28, 2018

cupcakes

when you and you lover take little rings off of cupcakes and get married!!!

"lets get the rings off them cupcakes and get married"
"okay"
"will you marry me"
"yes"

by bob the builder2 March 9, 2007

Cupcaking

When a guy cups a woman's breasts boobs with his hands and foreplay ensues, usually with the expectation of lovemaking to happen for one or both people involved

Guy: damn girl, you got some beautiful cupcakes!

(guy slides hands up underneath girl's bra, cupping them) then foreplay follows afterward.

Girl: I'm glad they please you, I just love it when your cupcaking me!

the couple start orally pleasing each other and lovemaking begins, hence the term "cupcaking"

by sexyrae January 11, 2009

cupcake

a fat boy that everyone picked on at school. they generally only have one nipple and call there girl friend chicka or similar

oi boys look at the cupcake over there.

by what _cunt??? March 23, 2009

Cupcake with Icing

Following through when farting your cupcake, soiling the hand.

The cupcake with icing smeared him in the face good

by Begerman February 10, 2007

cupcake

A fat female that dresses her self as if to make up for the fact she is fat.

"Why would janice wear such a tight shirt? She is so large."

"Well she is just being a cupcake"

by Ashton Tibbs May 26, 2009