Software Cuck

A developer or tech enthusiast who prioritizes corporate "interpretations" and cloud-tenancy over Hardware Sovereignty. They willingly accept Implicit Trust models, forced telemetry, and "kill-switch" obsolescence from companies like Microshit 💩 or Faketel, effectively allowing a third party to "cuck" their relationship with their own physical silicon.

Usage: "Did you see that guy defending the new Windows 🪟 Recall feature? Total software cuck behavior. He doesn't even have Ring 0 authority over his own kernel."

by Jkbizy37 February 23, 2026

Safari Cuck

The act of watching a friend “hunt” cougars at the bar/pub

Want to safari cuck; Sebby at haluwa?

by 3leggregg March 4, 2026

Fuck Cuck

When you tell them that you’re the cuckold but you really just wanna fuck.

My old friend Abram from high-school tried the new Fuck Cuck method. He got his ass whooped!

by The guy that supplies March 9, 2026

Friendship Cuck

A term describing someone who feels happiness and contentment from watching a group of people (either within or outside their friendship circle) having fun and enjoying each other’s company. Just like a cuck.

I don’t even watch Loiter Squad for the skits, I watch it because I like seeing Tyler, The Creator have fun with his friends. I’m a friendship cuck like that.

by arapaima March 18, 2026

Thoughts cuck

Someone who can’t think for himself, but relies on the thoughts of others

Cuck: what do the comments think of this vid?
Me: What are ur own thoughts dont be a thoughts cuck

by bonelessburger March 21, 2026

Cocaine Cuck

a person who purchases the merchandise, but can’t partake and watches everyone else toot in front of him and enjoys it

A friend bought cocaine for his buddies party but since he is a cuck, watches them for enjoyment instead of doing it himself. Hence we call him a cocaine cuck

by Jonny bananas July 24, 2025

Corporate cuck

A spineless bootlicker who will gladly get steamrolled by capitalism if it came with a lanyard and a Starbucks gift card. Will gladly defend mega-corporations that regularly screw over workers, customers, or the planet. Justifies it with “gotta feed my family” or “it’s out of my hands.” They’ll burn the planet, ruin your lungs, and defend the CEO’s yacht, all while clocking in for $18 an hour and a quarterly pizza party.

*Might* realize the system sucks. Still defends it. Because change is scary, and capitalism gives them enough to buy a brand new $50,000 pickup truck.

"Dude defended Nestlé stealing water from drought zones because ‘it’s legal.’ That’s some high-level corporate cuck behavior right there."

by bleepbloopbleeky July 26, 2025