a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.
by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017
Get the Couch thiefmug. In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.
by bmcasler March 17, 2010
Get the couch-loftmug. A person who spends 95% or more of their time on the couch....They eat on the couch...Sleep on the couch...And play video games either on the Phone or TV ....on the couch...they refuse to use sheets...the fact is the only time one of these people will get up off of the couch is to use the restroom (Hopefully) or to secure food, only to bring it back to the couch to eat it......Showers are very rare and usually in the very early AM hours. Getting rid of one can be tricky and should be well thought out.
Bill: "Dude , Jimmy has been living at our house for 2 weeks since his girl friend tossed him out."
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"
by Stains and Smears May 21, 2019
Get the Couch Creaturemug. "Face in the pillow, ass up, I made her eat couch" 🎶
From the song
Eat Couch - by Hit-Boy & Spank Nitti James
From the song
Eat Couch - by Hit-Boy & Spank Nitti James
by TRSN91 August 5, 2025
Get the Eat Couchmug. The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.
by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009
Get the Couch-Snatchermug. Commonly used by teenagers today, to describe participating in a party from their own homes.
This trend started following the world pandemic, that led to quarantines and a stop to parties worldwide. Quarantined teens would use social media to interact with eachother through facetime or other interactive platforms. They would then drink at home, but feel like they are partying with their friends.
This trend started following the world pandemic, that led to quarantines and a stop to parties worldwide. Quarantined teens would use social media to interact with eachother through facetime or other interactive platforms. They would then drink at home, but feel like they are partying with their friends.
by Dumbassfucktard September 14, 2020
Get the Couch Partymug. "We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."
by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018
Get the Sober as a leather couchmug.