Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim's vagina, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the vagina, and proceed to eat them.

Friend 1: How was last night?
Friend 2: Great, I fucked and gave her a rusty clumper!

by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016

Columbus

(adj/state of mind) Lost, usually used to mean that one doesn't know what the hell's going on.

Dude, did you and Kelly get into a fight or something? I am SO Columbus on this whole sitch...

by Henry VIII September 6, 2005

columbus

a city which i was born in. but everyone else knows that louisville kicks columbus's ass. the girls are hotter and we have a kick ass basketball,and football team. plus people here call coke "pop" which is annoying. so basically it would suck to live in columbus.

louisville owns columbus. and if u disagree u must be retarted.

by louisvilleownsu July 12, 2006

christopher columbus

an asshole that did not discover america but still got the credit for it. He is so much of an ass he doesn´t even deserve capital letters.

person a: christopher columbus discovered America
person b: no he didn´t, you can´t discover land where people already live

by Someone you’ll never meet August 31, 2020

University of Northern British Columbia

A university located in Prince George, British Columbia. Known as UNBC and the University of No Better Choice.

I want to go to the University of Northern British Columbia because I can't afford to live in Vancouver while going to school.

by moonbug November 13, 2006

Columbian Mouth Washer

Someone who doesnt feel the need to brush their teeth because all the jizz keeps it clean.

Wow that girl is a real Columbian Mouth Washer.

by Teddy Gioia June 24, 2008

columboing

doing research or checking up on your boyfriend on facebook to determine if he's an attention whore.

She's tired of all the columboing it takes to keep up with him.

by Stefanie Johansson October 21, 2009